This thing came to say hello to me and my friend tonight. We were in the drive through for McDs. We looked away for TWO FRIGGING SECONDS and this guy was suddenly on our windshield. He never flew away either, he just meandered (not an exaggeration) up the windshield and onto the roof of our car.
We pulled away and went across the street to the grocery store, got out thinking he had been dislodged. Nope! He was just, ever so nonchalantly, chilling on our car antenna.