perlockholmes:

dudeufugly:

obiwanmanobe:

dudeufugly:

thisisemobuddy:

k-lionheart:

sherlock-and-his-hobbit:

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

sherlock-and-his-hobbit:

I want an episode where Mycroft goes completely badass and pulls a fucking knife or something out of the handle of that umbrella and just kills someone. That would be awesome.

I can see him doing it very neatly. Just standing there observing the attacker and predicts carefully how this is going to end. And then, without a single warning he pulls out the blade, buries it without a care in the world between the lowest ribs, letting the man fall with his head to his shoulder and he says “All things must come to an end.” with a lazy voice. Then he just watches as the man falls to the ground, without making as much as an excuse. When it’s all over, he sees a stain of blood on his expensive suit and sighs “Sadly, even this suit…” and tucks the knife back into his umbrella. Walking away to get back to his car. 

^^^That right there was so canon I heard a boom in my ears and my heart exploded

I just want Mycroft to lean on his umbrella, like he is in the picture, but then the very end of it breaks off and Mycroft loses his balance, crashing face first onto the ground with no chance of an elegant recovery. Cut to Sherlock tucking a nail file into his pocket- grinning like the Grinch Cheshire Cat.

but that means BBC would have to ruin their only umbrella

Maybe then Mycroft has to use one of those yellow rain coats? Hopefully with matching polka dot wellies.