So I was out with hubby today, just walking around the mall, and we wandered into a clothing store. I looked at hubby and this was our conversation:

Me: I need to get you into a waistcoat.

Him: What’s a waistcoat?

Me: ?! *drag him over to the suit section.*

Him: Oh, a vest? why?

Me: Because they’re sexy.

*proceed to find him one that fits him, he puts it on over his tshirt*

Me: yes, nice, here, how about this purple shirt under it?

Him: Uh, no.

Me: You’re lucky I don’t acquire you a WWII era RAF officers greatcoat…

Yes, he’s much more a Dean then an Ianto, can probably get him into that getup a lot easier, but still….