awabubbles:

jazzforthecaptain:

All That Jazz: Brand Spanking New SuperWho Headcanon

jazzforthecaptain:

Captain Jack Harkness is mistaken about Heaven being dark nothingness.

He thinking it’s blackness because his memory of Heaven has been repeatedly wiped.

Heaven regards someone like him as a ‘security risk,’ so there’s an angel assigned to wipe him every time he comes back to life, lest he share…

I am never going to be able to take that line from Torchwood where Jack is talking about death being black and cold seriously ever again.

Because in the back of my mind, while he’s talking about something hungry in the dark I’m hearing Castiel yelling “CAPTAIN HARKNESS GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE.“

Captain Jack streaking through heaven. Cass: “FatherDamnit, not again. Can’t you go ONE century without dying?”