Me: I’m gonna write a story and it’s gonna be great and it will flow easily and all my character’s will dash fully formed onto the page and it will come out perfectly on the first try so I’ll never ever have to edit ever and I’ll for once be happy with something I wrote and it’ll be flawless
Me: *writes*
Me: *writes*
Me: *writes*
Me some days later with bags under my eyes and my keyboard keys branded into my face from repeatedly falling asleep on it: I HAD A DREAM MY LIFE WOULD BE SO DIFFERENT FROM THIS HELL I’M LIVING