Er, so it was a slow Saturday at work. One of my coworkers has seen some of my Johnlock and when I made a comment about being sweet and innocent, she laughed. This lead to coworker 2 wanting to read it. So, I let her. Now two of my coworkers have seem my AO3 smut. I begged them not to share with the rest of the department and they promised Both were rather shocked that I could write anything like that. “A very active imagination” said one of them. 

Apparently  my attempts to pass for a normal human being at work have mostly succeeded. lol.