“This is the new world.” (x)
but like imagine the part where he and Maria walk in and he’s like “OMG HILL this corner yesss” and she’s like “the fuck are you doing phil” “MARIA I AM GOING TO HIDE OKAY” “but phil literally that’s like the opposite of what you should be doing this is the workplace and you are working” “SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM THE NIGHT”
My ability to can with Phil Coulson was already on shaky ground but the more and more we get from him in this show, the more it just VANISHES.
Phil Coulson: Better Than Everyone
