cumberbangers:

amygloriouspond:

redscharlach:

While Tumblr flails over shiny new gifs from Star Trek Into Darkness, here’s something I cunningly pasted spotted in a corner of the screen. I do hope the Enterprise crew bother to read these instructions carefully before the next Trek movie comes along…

[Original screengrab is from here.]

I just can’t get over the “remove clothes from subject, lie on top of subject and wriggle vigorously“ and ”this procedure MUST be carried out by […] any qualified medical professional with military training”

Well, I’m a qualified medical professional but I don’t have military training…does that count? Please? Pretty please?

(PS…contents may be dangerously hot? HELL TO THE YES.)