# I love the idea that the Doctor actually sat down at some point # and RECORDED all these emergency security protocols # Like Nine and the Emergency Programme One message that Rose hears # Do you suppose he got bored halfway through all these recordings # somewhere about Security Protocol 384 #and turned off the gravity stabilizers and record a message while he was floating around the room # or maybe he recorded one while he was sitting in the crook of one of the coral struts # or maybe he recorded one naked (that was the second version of Security Programme One that he recorded for Rose natch # Ten stark naked telling her to ”Have a good life Rose. Do that for me” # Oh man I could go on about this # I should make a list of Security Programmes and Protocols and all the ways the Doctor records them when he gets bored # Maybe that’s what he does while his companions are sleeping (via gallifreyburning)
#and then when they are on pete’s world and have their own tardis #they obviously have to make new ones #like emergency program 47: we’ve run out of milk. i’m sorry it was probably me and i probably drank from the bottle. #there is none in the fridge and i’m so so sorry. #the tardis will take you to the nearest tescos #and they switch off #taking turns every couple recordings or so #or like emergency program 103: we’ve run out of nappies. #and i’m napping #i carried these two around for 9 months #the least you can do is go out and get nappies #the tardis is going to take you to the nearest store with the good kind #and i’ve programmed her to leave you a note to remind you of the brand #and this one they record together privacy program 14: mum and dad are in their room #the door is locked #if it’s an emergency #such as injuries #you loosing one another #or the tardis acting strangely #knock and wait for a response and the door will unlock #an emergency is not your sister bothering you #or your brother stealing your toys #or the fact that the tardis kitchen has run out of aero bars #mummy and daddy need their privacy and an aero bar is not the end-of-the world (via songfordecem)