I’ve come to the conclusion that I feel about Ianto Jones the way Cecil feels about Carlos.
If Telly cuts Ianto’s hair you’re going to put a hit out on him?
If Telly cuts Ianto’s hair, I will kill him myself.
And then retcon any witnesses? Is that why Night Vale is so messed up, all the retcon in the water?
Don’t judge me. How was I supposed to know that Retcon in the water supply would cause everyone to develop paranoid schizophrenia? It’s not on any of the warning labels.
There should be pamphlets.
All I’m saying is nobody should have touched Ianto’s hair. Ianto’s hair is perfect. He uses just the right amount of gel—enough that his handsome, fashionable style lasts all day while still holding that boyish curl and run-your-fingers-through it softness.
They shouldn’t have touched it.
Don’t look at me, I heard Steve Carlsburg put him up to it.