Let’s go with injuries. for some reason.
- The only time I had stitches as a kid it was because my brother threw a thing at me and it cut me across my temple.
- I sprained my ankle in Junior High playing ultimate frisbee. Heard it crunch when I landed. The teacher didn’t believe me and tried to make me walk it off. I showed up the next day with crutches and a cast and she still wanted a doctor’s note.
- I sprained a finger playing basketball when I was in the Navy. They had to cut my wedding ring off due to swelling.
- Never broken a bone though.
- Passed out at a burger king after giving blood one time. Because I hadn’t eaten enough before hand. I was more pissed that nobody noticed or asked if I was okay then anything else.