Truly, the tales and songs fall utterly short of your enormity, oh Smaug the Stupendous

Best. Pickup. Line. Ever. (via camillekaze)

mcwithaminthetardis:

bitchwhoyoukiddin:

taleoftwowinchesters:

lucifurby:

can someone explain this god damn american government thing i keep hearing about it wtf

the ministry has fallen. scrimgeour is dead. they are coming

Sadly, no.  More like Lucius Malfoy is throwing a hissyfit about the fact that Muggleborn might be let into St. Mungo’s.  Not that he goes to St. Mungo’s.  He has a personal physician, doncha know.

this.