Today I had a plate of fries for lunch and a piece of steamed salmon… And for desserts, it was a cream pie. I’m starving. Am I a hobbit?

tardis221b:

yes friend quite possibly i’d get that checked out

although before you do there are a few checks you can do yourself at home to determine whether you are indeed a hobbit 

1. check your feet. are they larger and/or hairier than average? if so, you may be a hobbit
2. measure your height- if you are between 2 and 4 feet tall that is also a strong indicator
3. feel the tips of your ears. slightly pointed ears are a characteristic of hobbits as well as elves

if you are experiencing one or more of these symptoms i advise you pack a second (and third) lunch and get yourself straight to middle earth without delay

god speed, little hobbit