Just to show my parents that I’m not the only one.
I guess I’m not the only one
“jace it is just a rubber duck”
“katniss put the squirrel down”
“percy get over here you hyperactive little turd”
“augustus stop you are giving mommy feels”
“loki, you’re adopted”
“mom?”
– “what is it, eren?”^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
“MATT DID YOU WASH THE LAUNDRY LIKE I ASKED?” I shout from the kitchen where I’m preparing dinner for tonight.
“NO, MOM. I FORGOT! DOIN’ IT NOW,” Matt yells from the laundry room.
Sighing I turn down the stove so the rice doesn’t over boil and start walking towards the laundry room.
“God damn it Matthew Loki! This is the 3rd time this week you’ve "forgotten” your chores! Why can’t you be more Thomas Benedict? Never forgets a thing that boy! Even Toni does what ask without being told twice and-“
I’m in the doorway of the laundry. All the clothes and linens that were all over the floor this morning, retail folded in the baskets, ready to be put away. Matthew is leaning against the washing machine and dryer, arms folded with a self satisfied smirk on his face chocolate eyes twinkling with glee. He straightens up, fixes his bow tie, and chuckles,
"Loki’d!”
I’m silent for a few seconds and then I walk over and muss up his short, black hair,
“You little shit, I’m gonna kill you one day. What do you want for dessert?”
This is the cutest ficlet ever