neraiutsuze:

also i’m laughing at the thought of jack leaving the vortex manipulator to unit upon ‘one of’ his deaths

because i’ve just got the mental image of jack creating a new will every time, and it gradually gets more ridiculous

like eventually he gets killed on a mission and they open up the newest one and it’s like

“to gwen i leave the contents of my shelf in the communal fridge, whatever it currently is”

“to owen i leave the stack of porn mags i bought yesterday on a whim”

“to tosh i leave this usb drive i filled with cat videos from youtube on a slow day”

“to ianto i leave the jar of lube, or permission to use the petty cash to buy a new jar of lube”