How To Get Mycroft’s Attention
A Guide By Sherlock Holmes and John Watson
1. Carefully observe the entire flat, subtly locating each one of Mycroft’s cameras.
2. There is a blind spot in the kitchen, near the refrigerator. Use it to your advantage.
3. Start a ‘fight’ with John. Be warned that this might escalate into an actual fight. He’s had bad days.
4. Make your way into the kitchen, ‘fighting’ and ‘screaming’. The cameras don’t have audio so you can scream gibberish.
5. Grab a knife along the way. It’s a prop but Mycroft doesn’t need to know that.
6. Stand in the blind spot next to John. Smear fake blood packets across your clothes and skin.
7. Leaving John at the blind spot, stumble back into the camera’s sight. Hyperventilate and anxiously glance around.
8. Grab a garbage bag from beneath the sink.
9. Go back to the blind spot and have John climb in. Drag the bag into the next room. For added effect, have John struggle and move in the bag.
10. Mycroft should be arriving within five minutes.
OMG, i would say, write the fic! but you already did!!! And of course, Mycroft would have GL in tow…