fullofbloodandhoney-deactivated:

Hello. Welcome to MJN Air. M-my name is Captain Martin Crieff. Though that doesn’t matter. It’s all very informal here. Just call me Martin. Well, in—in the context of this video, anyway. If you actually see me in person it’s probably best that you do call me Captain Crieff. Or just Captain. Just protocol, I’m afraid. Um, if it was up to me, you could call me… Marty. …No, no, actually, no, no, let’s not confuse things. Definitely don’t ever call me Marty. Right. So. To recap: hello, I am Captain Martin Captain—Captain Crieff, Crieff, I mean! Can I start again?