Isn’t it amazing how nobody ever listens to Elrond
IF EVERYONE LISTENED TO ELROND, ELROND WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER.
will no one think of elrond
#elrond: middle earth’s social worker#elrond has been through… LITERALLY EVERYTHING#abandoned by parents: check#with twin brother: check#raised by the least murderous son of feanor: check#before he left them too: check#given the option of choosing mortality or immortality: check#watching his brother choose mortality and become king of a big star-shaped island: check#that he would watch his brother’s descendants slowly corrupt and sink into the sea: check#become the number two guy of a pretty nice king: check#who he would join in leading an epic army of every people to one final (lol) fight against evil: check#who he would then watch be set on fire and thrown across mordor: check#and then watch evil be defeated but this moron nephew-through-generations not destroy the ring: check#ALSO HIS DAD IS A STAR AND HIS MOM TURNED INTO A BIRD AND THEY FLY AROUND SPACE ON A SHIP FOREVER#THIS IS ONLY ELROND’S SHITTY LIFE THROUGH THE SECOND AGE GUYS#THE THIRD AGE IS BULLSHIT#WERE ALL THE SHITTY THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN ELROND’S LIVES TO BE WRITTEN DOWN#IT’S LIKE 30 BOOKS AND COUNTING WITH ‘SHITTY THINGS HAPPEN TO ELROND’ IN THE BACKGROUND#ugh elrond#i blame zlot#for you zlot#hugo weaving#lord of the rings#the hobbit
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