iamianto:

Writing in GoogleDocs tonight while merindab looks on and random thought popped into my head.  What if Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss use GoogleDocs to write eps and try to fuck with each other? I imagine it would go something like this…

EXTREME CLOSEUP OF SHERLOCK AS HE LOOKS AT JOHN. CAMERA ANGLE GRADUALLY WIDENS.

SHERLOCK:

John, there’s something … I should say; I-I’ve meant to say always and then never have. Since it’s unlikely we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.
(He hesitates for a long time, then draws in a deep breath and raises his eyes to John’s.)

SHERLOCK:

I love you…

GODDAMN IT, GATISS!! WE’RE NOT DOING JOHNLOCK YET! WE’VE GOT 2 SEASONS TO GO! I SWEAR TO Steven Moffat is typing..