Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.

ewmartin:

one night billy was over at 221b and he was sick of all the tension heavy stares between sherlock and john so when john goes to the bathroom for a shower, billy pushes sherlock in there and locks them in and refuses to let them out until they “get the fuck together and stop making everyone uncomfortable with their eye sex”