duchesscloverly:

capsing:

Browsing the Mystrade tag on AO3? Want to make your reading experience EVEN BETTER?

I HEREBY DECLARE – THE MYSTRADE DRINKING GAME

so set up your cheapest favorite booze, and drink when:

• ‘Mycroft’ and ‘posh’ are mentioned in the same paragraph
• Greg’s accent is mentioned
• Mycroft is suddenly ginger         
• Greg’s fabulous hair is featured as his best trait (EXTRA SHOT IF HE’S REFERENCED AS ‘A SILVER FOX’)
• They talk about Sherlock
• They try not to mention Sherlock in their conversation (IT’S A DATE AFTER ALL)
• Greg’s divorced (EXTRA SHOT IF SHE CHEATED ON HIM AND DOUBLE THAT IF HE DIDN’T UNPACK ALL OF HIS BOXES YET)
• Sherlock is still a drug addict (EXTRA SHOT IF THEY MEET BECAUSE OF IT)
• Greg and John are drinking buddies (EXTRA SHOT IF THEY MOAN ABOUT ‘BEING IN LOVE WITH A HOLMES’ TOGETHER)

HARD MODE

• Mycroft calls Greg ‘Gregory’
• Every time Anthea appears
• Greg gets a call from work
• Mycroft uses a word you had to Google
• CCTV

GOOD LUCK

READ RESPONSIBLY

30 seconds later an entire fandom is suffering from alcohol poisoning.