Ended up writing bunnylock for the ao3 1 million celebration. Just smut.
A Bun in the Hand – John comes home from work and finds Sherlock ready for him.
teaser below the cut
John came home from a long day at work, looking forward to dinner, tea and maybe some telly, assuming Sherlock didn’t have him running across half of London tonight. As he pushed open the door however, he was surprised to find the detective sound asleep on the couch. Snoring softly, his long ears hanging off the end of the couch, and his tail peeking out from under his shirt.
Smiling, John went to turn the kettle on. He heard Sherlock kick at the sound of it clicking on. Yawning, the taller man wandered into the kitchen, giving John a kiss and stroking one of his floppy ears.
“Have a nice nap?” asked John, bracing himself as he opened the fridge.
Sherlock shrugged and reached past him for a carrot lying next to what was possibly a heart. John didn’t feel like looking too close. “Guess I’ll order takeaway.”
“Mrs. Hudson said she had some extra,” said Sherlock, offering him the other half of the carrot.
John took a bite and handed it back, knowing Sherlock probably hadn’t bothered to eat today. “I’ll go down and get it in a minute.”
“Aren’t you warm in that jumper?” Sherlock tugged at the hem.
John closed the fridge and gave him a knowing look. “Sherlock.”
One of Sherlock’s ears twitched as he leaned down. “I’m not wearing any pants.”