youknownothingmomsnow:

teaviathan:

motherofanangel said: I pledge allegiance to dat ass, of the united states of the booty. And to the republic, for which it stands. One booty, popped and locked, undeniable, with voluptuousness and firmness for all.

you win

all the awards

i salute you

Just remembered that I did this and I’m still so pleased.