Clint never should have let it slip that his granny calls him ‘Pineapples’.
Tony also thinks he’s the pizza of people.
It’s a good thing Steve said something – Natasha never would have recognized him.
There might be some hard feelings after all.
She had to turn it off after that – it was too violent for her.
Goose isn’t a nickname – that’s what’s on her birth certificate. She just goes by Maria.
Fun fact: it takes Steve Rogers less than 4 and a half minutes to figure out his fantasy threesome in any new group setting.
Actually, she did. Congrats, Goose! Nobody wears their hair back like you.
DO NOT come between the Hulk and local organic produce. You wouldn’t like him when he’s buying import.
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Avengers Nine Nine
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
OMG, can there be a fanfic rewrite of the movie, but written like this? I LOVE THIS.
