It’s quite long, so I’ll put it under a cut. But I’m amused. And I’m doing this because bonusvampirus did it.
1. It’s a normal day (62):
Oh goodie. I’m Captain Jack?
2. When, suddenly, you’re attacked by aliens that are like (185):
I’m attacked by the doctor? Or they’re just really excited about him showing up.
3. Your first reaction is to (64):
I want to kick their ass. Or jump them. Both.
4. And then you see a strange man who is like (212):
So…John Barrowman showed up.
5. He explains that he is called “the Doctor” the only way to stop the aliens is (19):
Getting naked in the pool and/or licking them. John would.
6. But you know that he’s made a terrible mistake when the aliens are like (55):
They like this idea
7. So you quickly save the day by (194):
Making out with them. I AM jack
8. And the Doctor’s reaction is (148):
The doctor likes to watch apparently.
9. He asks you to take a trip with him in his TARDIS, and you respond with (147):
I ship it. Of course I do. And I’m down for it.
10. The first place he takes you is like (80):
A sherlock dance party. Excellent.
11. And you think that’s (20):
I join in, obviously.
12. Until circumstances beyond your control endanger your lives by (14):
I mooned the wrong person, clearly. But I couldn’t help myself, they were asking for it.
13. You and the Doctor manage to save everyone’s lives by (202):
I shoot them. And the Doctor’s okay with this?
14. And when the Doctor asks you to become his full-time companion, you respond with (106):
So let’s bang?
15. And when you tell your family about the Doctor, they’re like (197):
They think he’s hot.
16. As a companion, you are like (133):
I’m a bit shouty
17. When you and a previous companion meet, this happens (225):
I’m intrigued and possibly turned on. Of course.
18. After many great adventures, you and the Doctor part ways when (67):
I flirted with one too many people.
19. And after the Doctor, your life is like (57):
Still exciting
20. And when you and the Doctor see each other again, it’s like (11):
The doctor has become castiel. Well, that fits the harkstiel shiping. lol