John: So, hmm, when did you two get together ?

Pilot!Joh: Right after our first case, we had dinner at a chinese restaurant and got back to Baker Street and shagged like mad

Sherlock: ….

John: ….

Pilot!Sherlock: It’s not like John hadn’t propositioned me at Angelo’s 2 hours after we met

John: *stares into the distance*

Sherlock: Hmm John ? I think we need to talk.