brandnewfashion:

tygermama:

• the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
• it’s Steve’s idea

#and Tony’s just like FU THIS IS MY LIFE NOW I GUESS#And spends all day in the workshop#trying to find a way to switch them back#and Steve feels kind of bad about it#but not enough to tell him the truth#Clint almost blows it#when he forgets that he’s supposed to be Natasha#and wanders into the kitchen the next morning belching#and scratching his junk#Tony eventually finds out#because he thinks Steve is Bruce-in-Steve’s-body#and admits he’s nuts about Steve#and Steve is all WHY HAVEN’T YOU EVER TOLD ME? I MEAN HIM. STEVE. WH Y HAVEN’T YOU TOLD STEVE?!?#And Tony’s all like#Well maybe if he didn’t FUCK WITH ME#And make me miss most of a week of work#trying to figure out a cure to a PRACTICAL GODDAMN JOKE#Meanwhile Rhodey and Bucky have been pretending to be each other#and just mocking each other in the background#Lookit me lookit me WINTER IS COMING BITCHES#OH YEAH WELL I’M A WALKING FOURTH OF JULY DECORATION (via)