A three-month-old Sumatran tiger cub named Bandar reacts after being dunked in the tiger exhibit moat for a swimming test at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C. All cubs born at the zoo must take a swim test before being allowed to roam in the exhibit. Bandar passed his test
THIS IS NOT WARM WATER. I WAS TOLD THIS WATER WOULD BE WARMED. …I DON’T CARE WHAT THE DIRECTOR SAID. IF HE WANTS REALISM THEN I WANT HIS DAINTY ASS IN THIS SUB-ARCTIC CESSPOOL WITH ME.
I CAN FEEL HYPOTHERMIA SETTING IN. I NEED A LATTE AND A PARKA AND A HUG.