unclewhisky:

Can I just tell you guys how sick and fucking tired I am of drab, matte-black and gray spaceships that go “thruuuuuuuuuummmmmm” everywhere?

Can I tell you how intensely and powerfully happy I am that the spaceships in Guardians of the Galaxy were brightly-colored and went ZOOOOM and VREEEEE and BRUM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUM-BRUM like PROPER GODDAMN SPACESHIPS?

THESE SPACESHIPS WERE SO COOL YOU GUYS! THEY HAD ANTENNAE AND WINGS AND SHIT HANGING OFF THEM! THEIR ENGINES MADE RACE CAR NOISES AND THEY HAD VISIBLE FUCKING COCKPITS AND THEIR WEAPON DIDN’T GO “broooooooowwwwwwwwmmmmmmmnuh” THEY WENT PTOW, PTOW, PTOW-PTOW! AND WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK-WAK! AND I’M JUST SO HAPPY THAT SPACESHIPS LOOK AND SOUND LIKE SPACESHIPS AGAIN!

AAAAAAAAAAAA SPACE SHIPS!