yes hello sweets I hope everyone wanted a list of porn sans plot. it’s all pure smut, categories are made up (and to my preferences, so not every kink sorry), and tags for what i consider important info are to the side (rimming as it turns out is v important info to me) ~
pls do read tags not everything will be your cup of tea, e.g. daddy kink sprinkled throughout ~ Enjoy ~
military kink (all bottomlock, all bdsm-y)
- Captain Watson by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (dom/sub, sex toys, this would have sold me by now)
- Teacher’s Pet by Rehfan (teacher student that isn’t toplock?? so hard to find, light bdsm, rimming)
- Sherlock’s Secrets by damesansmerci (yaaas this is dark, also gunplay, look out)
- Captain by GeniaTheParadox (you’ll notice there’s a recurring theme with the titles)
- To Listen and Obey by allflavoursofkink (rimming, hotttt)
- Spoils of War by sweetcupncakes (mmmmmm yes)
- Oh Captain, My Captain by Aria_Lerendeair (let’s popularize that turn of phrase)
- Straight Shooter by nefariosity (nothing straight about it)
- A Man in Uniform by janto321 (mmmmmm)
- The Prize We Sought is Won deathfrisbees (sweet too :’)))
bdsm
- Captain Watson by anon (this is bdsm-ish, my absolute fave fyi, hands down, bottomlock, roleplay, spanking, John is every person in Sherlock’s roleplay which is oddly sweet??)
- Truth or Dare by allonsys_girl (bottomlock, rimming, daddy kink)
- Training Sherlock by breadnotangels (bottomlock sublock)
- Shames and Praises by s0mmerspr0ssen (best, goes without rec’ing really, bottomlock)
- Happiness is a Warm Gun (in Your Mouth) by taylorpotato (hOLY SHIT gunplay, bottomlock sublock)
- Not My Area by SailorChibi (bottomlock, anal beads, dark John)
- Trussed by lockedin221b (this is the best toplock you’ll ever read aka dom power bottom john~)
- The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato (toplock with dom sherlock, there was rimming at one point and it was eXCELLENT)
- Perihelion by darkangel1211 (toplock, dom sherlock, sex toys, spanking, rimming, vibrating butt plugs, all the things)
praise kink
- His Good Boy by allonsys_girl (this fic/series is a true gift, praise kink hallelujah, dom/sub -ish, bottomlock)
- Praise Me by testosterone_tea (bottomlock, rimming)
- Slow Dive by TheRavenLady (bottomlock, rimming, and I mean rIMMINGGgg a+++)
- get up (for the sake of the bees) by burnteggshells (aw cute parentlock & bees, but yah also daddy kink and fisting)
- Compliments & Deductions by Aria_Lerendeair (john’s deduction kink gets some play too~)
lingerie
- The Red Box by Cleo2010 (john in the lingerie~)
- All It Took Was Panties by lockedin221b (that’s all it ever takes with me tbh, bdsm, bottomlock sublock)
- Dear Heart (I beat for you) by LadyMerlin (there’s a corset, i REPEAT THERE IS A CORSET, sherlock in lingerie)
- How is it You’re Still Breathing? by a-cumberbatch-of-cookies (tishy19) (I’M NOT?,mORE CORSETS, with stilettos, the fanart too, I can’t breath,)
- Silk Stockings, High Heels by Linpatootie (back to john in lingerie)
- Loop and Button by berlynn_wohl (sherlock in the lingerie now)
- Frilly Knickers by agameofscones (orithea), daleked (sherlock again)
- Butterfly by dogpoet (“for a case” trope, sherlock crossdressing)
- Birthday Boy by 221b_hound (it’s really almost always sherlock in the lingerie)
- Lace by agameofscones (orithea) (you guessed it, sherlock again)
- Behind Closed Drawers by lockedin221b (Sherlock in lingerie using a dildo, this fic and me are on the same page)
rimming (I just really like rimming)
- Silent Treatment by peevee (bottomlock, mmmmm so good)
- The Board Has Spoken by anon (bottomlock)
- That Bare Bottom Feeling by SailorChibi (omegaverse, rimming, omega john alpha sherlock)
- Morning Glory by corpsereviver2 (omegaverse, alpha john omega sherlock, sex toys)
- Plethora of Dildos by NerdyMind (plethora of fun ~~, this is really mostly about sex toys but rimming does make an appearance
Sherlock coming really easily (this is oddly specific)
- The One Where Sherlock Comes in His Pants by ellie-hell (the title speaks for itself)
- Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe (dirty talk, sherlock comes without being touched and so do I, JOhn is so hot in this rrrrr)
- Prostate by anonymous (these all really speak for themselves, bottomlock)
- John Fingers Sherlock by lotherington (very self descriptive)
tentacles ~~
- The Sunlight’s Better Here by tepidspongebath (tentacles, but they don’t belong to anyone, well they belong to the plant monster? i dunno I just suspend my disbelief, dub con)
- Eating At The Table Of Another by peevee (tentacles sort of belong to sherlock??)
- C. sapiens by patternofdefiance (bottomlock, the tentacles are John’s, very consensual which can be an issue with the tentacles,)
- Something’s wrong with John by Irrlich (and it’s tentacles)
clone sex / selfcest
- Sherlock’s Laboratory by berlynn_wohl (there’s just a lot going on here, clone sex with sherlock clones and john clones, dp, gang bang, switchlock, tentacles at one point, androids)
- Better Than One by Innerspace (sherlock clones going down on john you’ve heard enough)
- Keep Each Other Company by agameofscones (orithea) (selfcest of the time traveling variety!, two Sherlocks one John)
teacher student oh my (I love this trope tho it’s almost always toplock)
- Game Theory and Zero Sum Games by cyerus (student Sherlock and teacher John, that context makes me like toplock more than I ever would normally tbh, toplock, dub con)
- 5 Times John Was Fucked by a Teacher and Once it was a Nurse by SailorChibi (self descriptive??, toplock, John getting passed around basically, dub con)
- After School Special by TheGeekCooks (Sexxica) (toplock, John does a lot of under the desk work)
comeplay
- I Don’t Know Why (I Didn’t Think of This Before) by doodle (NEITHER DO I?, bottomlock)
- What My Body Has Seen by philalethia (hint: it’s seen A LOT, bottomlock)
- A Sense of Propriety by sweetcupncakes (bottomlock)
- Master by Sherlockeddwho_castiel (this is some really kinky shit, come eating, amongst other things, bdsm)
misc
- glory holes: I’m Not Actually A Pervert by dorothydonne (im in love with the fact that we have a glory hole fic at all, bottomlock w/Sherlock v in charge)
- medical kink: Hysteria by berlynn_wohl (dark john, roleplay or so we assume, dub con if not rp)
- microphilia: Microphilia by deuxexmycroft (this may not be your cup of tea but like sue me, dubious consent, toplock i guess?)
- voice kink: Voice Controlled by corpsereviver2 (dirty talk)