queersherlockian:

i desperately want an exasperated Lestrade when John and Sherlock let him in on the fact that they’re a couple, like, “FIIIIIIINALLY GEEZE WHAT TOOK YOU TWO SO BLOODY LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT?  WE’VE KNOWN FOR LITERALLY YEARS!!!!!! Alright lads, who had 4 years? Sally? Oh well done, mate!”