reasons to love Crowley:
- phone number is 666
- dean’s contact in his phone is “not moose”
- pinwheel
- doesn’t have any virtues, but if he did, patience wouldn’t be one
- sold soul for 3 inch longer ding dong
- just trying to hit double digits
- totally soul-selling worthy
- bollocks
- forces extremely homophobic men to kiss him to seal deals
- do you really need any more reasons
- one more
