This is one sarcastic fucking medical textbook.
#disease and danger and darkness and silence: the starfleet medical manual #by dr. leonard mccoy #featuring an in depth exploration of why starfleet officers seem to want to get themselves killed #don’t touch that! a physician’s guide to first contact #and 100 exciting new methods of hypospray application #introduction by james t. kirk: five times bones saved my life and that one time we all inhaled sex pollen instead