sweeney todd songs: a summary

the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
no place like london: tragic backstory time
worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
my friends: let’s sing to some knives
green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let’s get married
wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
kiss me: horny horny horny
ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can’t get horny, what?
pretty women: get it, close shave, because he’s gonna kill him
epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
a little priest: cannibal puns
god that’s good: lol, they’re eating people
by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
not while i’m around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
the judge’s return: stabby stab
final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending