castlesbuiltintheair-deactivate:
Johnlock + are you sure you’re not flirting (Part 8 / ?)
Definitely flirting!
John being like, “Just how the fuck many doctors have shaved for you, and why? Please give me their names and addresses. Is that your way of angling to get snogged? Rim job? Because honestly I’d flip you over right here, are you being coy? There’s no way you meant that literally. I’m still angry at you, I can press you into a wall and put my clean shaven mouth all over you and still manage to be angry. No, I don’t hear ‘that’ everyday, are you even aware of how gay that sounded? You must know. I hate you. Come closer to me.”