samxjack “are you dead?”

Jack gasped awake, and then groaned as the sharp piece of metal that had killed him slid to the floor. He tried to move and found he was still pinned by the rubble.

“Are you dead?” called Sam from somewhere close by.

“Never for long,” answered Jack. “Got your ass out like I told you?”

The rubble shifted next to him. “How did you know that demon was going to explode?” asked Sam.

“Not a demon. They’re from Baraxis Prime. You don’t want to get in an argument with them.”

“I can see why.” Sam got a hole open and pulled Jack out to safety.

Jack coughed and leaned on him a moment before leaning in to kiss him. “Thanks,” he grinned.

“Really wish you’d quit making a habit of it,” muttered Sam.

“You’re always worth it Sam, and besides, I always come back.” Jack touched his cheek.

Grumbling and looking away, Sam helped him to their truck.

So, it’s not on your list, but it’s also not an notp, so: Jack Harkness/Mycroft Holmes, and the line “Why are you hugging me?”

I actually do have one Mycroft/Jack pwp fic (Summoned). This one isn’t pwp though:

Mycroft Holmes was used to Jack Harkness acting strangely. Still, he was usually respectful of his personal space. “Why are you hugging me?” he asked, standing stiffly.

“There’s a sniper behind me and you’re the target,” Jack said in his ear.

Pulling away from the hug, Jack kept an arm slung tight around him, making a show of being his usual self while keeping the official tucked in close and protected. Jack escorted him from the plaza. There was the muffled sound of a silenced firearm in the distance. “And now you’re perfectly safe. Or at least as safe as you usually are.”

Mycroft gave him a bemused smile. “Thank you, Captain.”

“Anytime,” Jack winked at him and got the door of the black car pulling up to the kerb. “Keep your head down.”

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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veinmichael:

*wraps you in a blanket* mental disorders get rough around holidays *boops your nose* take breaks if you need to *kisses your forehead* don’t be afraid to speak up *pats your head* never let dickwads bring you down. You are a beautiful punk rock flower. Don’t let tomorrow or today or next week fuck with you. *kisses cheek* I love you