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Topics guaranteed to get fifty thousand notes, based on a survey of my posting history:

• Social anxiety
• Men in high heels
• Bees

Men in high heels feeling anxious about meeting bees guaranteed to take tumblr by storm.

If anyone reading this is an artist, I will pay you $100 to draw a picture of men in high heels feeling anxious about bees.

Have you guys seriously not heard about Eddie Izzard?

Oh my god this is so perfect