loudest-subtext-in-television:

fuckyeahfightlock:

constantlyfreemaned:

Martin talks about the blood in Richard III

“Even I.”

EVEN I,

INTERNATIONAL SEX SYMBOL, FATHER TO ALL HOT DADS, AND PATRON GOD OF MALE FERTILITY,

MARTIN FREEMAN,

COULD NOT POSSIBLY

COME *ALL* OVER *ALL* OF MY FANS

I BELIEVE I COULD COME ALL OVER MAYBE TWO OR THREE AT BEST

THUS WE WENT WITH BLOOD INSTEAD

SO PLEASE

KEEP YOUR EXPECTATIONS IN CHECK

I DO NOT WISH TO DISAPPOINT YOU

and Martin tries to pretend he isn’t humble smh