okay real talk: Are Sherlock and John friends on facebook?
sherlock requested john’s friendship weeks ago but john hasn’t been on facebook to see it and sherlock is so annoyed
sherlock hacking john’s facebook account just so that he can accept his friend request himself
Sherlock tidies up any factual inaccuracies in John’s bio on his way out, blocks his own mother from John’s preferences. Installs a browser extension to repel Candy Crush requests.
changes his relationship status to “it’s complicated”