steve’s like “I’M CAPTAIN AMERICA, I CAN DO THIS” and five minutes later he comes back with a black eye like “i thought horses were friendly, clint, those horses aren’t friendly” (no, steve, the problem is that you are too quiet)

bonesbuckleup:

Like, don’t get me wrong.  I am 1000% here for bitchy city boy Tony in his suit trying to deal with the farm animals, but LET US NOT FORGET that Steve is just as much a city rat.  The difference is that Steve would be like “I survived WWII Europe, I can deal with some cows, this is nothing.”

Spoiler: He can’t.  He can’t deal with cows at all.  The cows win and he’s pretty sure they’re planning something.