Heterosexual – I’m a Coke fan
Homosexual – I’m a Pepsi fan
Bisexual – I’m a fan of both. Not at the same time, but either is fine.
Polygamist – I mix mine together sometimes. Other times I just have a bunch of cans of one at a time.
Transsexual – I drink my Coke out of a Pepsi glass or vise versa.
Pansexual – Its all just soda to me, I drink whatever I’m in the mood for.
Asexual – I drink water.
It’s all so clear to me now