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The 7 Most F***ed Up Real ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Books
#7. You Are a Shark Who Devours the Alternate Universe Versions of Itself (It’s, Uh … Complicated)
All of the CYOA books were great at creative deaths. They were the Jigsaw Killer of children in the ’80s and ’90s. But this book took it to another level, with descriptions of your flesh being greedily devoured by killer whales, lions, and sharks. In one ending, you become a pig being raised for its meat. The book is careful to point out that you retain enough human awareness to know of your eventual fate as stacks and stacks of BLTs.