okay but what if instead of a megalomaniac billionaire, Richmond Valentine was Washington of the American branch?
And his dramatic twin brother is the head of SHIELD always screaming about motherfucking billionaires and V if you dont get that Egg kid off American soil and away from Stark, i can guarantee that new UK Arthur dude gon’ fuck shit up.
Tony Stark adores Eggsy Unwin and wants to adopt him 2k15
^^
say that to Harry and watch Gary Eggsy Unwin seemingly vanish from the face of the earth with no records courtesy of Merlin because literally no one needs to deal with the Unwin Stark double team and Harry on a jealous warpath but also imagine the throwdown between Merlin and Jarvis.
