crusanite:

besides-itstoowarm:

Chubby Inuit mermaids with sleek seal tails

Sleek Japanese mermaids with orange and white koi bodies

Dark, scaly mermaids with enormous white eyes so that they can hunt at the bottom of the sea

Small mermaids with spiky, poisonous lionfish bodies

Mermaids with sharp teeth and shark tails that hunt sailors for fun

Mermaids that aren’t just skinny blonde pretty girls with fish tails

**CHALLENGE ACCEPTED**

daughterofabluemoon and I are going to see if we can go through the whole list in a week.
Hahaaaaa, death comes swift to idiots.