what an awkward wedding

just-sort-of-happened:

mostlikelydefinitelymad:

usher: david (mary’s ex who is still in love with her)

best man: sherlock (john’s almost who is still in love with him)

maid of honor: janine (cam’s assistant)

bride: mary (pregnant former assassin with a fake identity)

groom: john (danger addicted doctor who is in love with the best man)

ringbearer: a mini sherlock who enjoys morbid photos

photographer: the mayfly man (murderer who wants to kill john’s ex)

guests: mrs hudson (ships the groom/best man), greg (inspector who has watched sherlock/john fall in love, has feelings for molly), molly (pathologist, in love with the best man, possibly has feelings for greg), tom (molly’s fiance, possible assassin), major sholto (john’s ex who is still in love with him), john’s cousin (who doesn’t like mary) and the rest who are all probably a hot mess too

Tom’s gay, too, I reckon.