katsofmeer:

god i just imagine steve texting sam throughout the entirety of aou, trying to convince him to join the avengers

• “i don’t know if you’ve heard but we actually all get great dental/health plans through SI”
• “ultron can fly…………. you can fly………… interesting”
• “didn’t jump off any tall things all day since ur not here to catch me :////”
• “sam if u join the avengers i can stare at you lovingly we can see each other everyday”
• “thor says all avengers are welcome to use the bifrost to travel, didn’t you say you liked space that one time? huh. weird coincidence.”
• “how do you feel about spandex?”
• “wHOA!!!1!! just saw some WILD birds! lots of them!! just a lot of birds. so many. i’d send pics but my phone’s broken anyway haha too bad you’re not here, it’s weird how many birds the avengers run into like just unbelievable haha sam pls i miss u”