tai what’s the actual story of the whole chris evans dorito thing?? i remember you saying about it ages ago but like what happened?

thysilus:

ummmmm ok long story short, the internet has been calling chris a dorito for a while now right? he has a great shoulder to waist ratio.

well since my dad is in the avengers, i thought i might as well share this information with chris, because i think it’s just fantastic.

either way, i made my dad tell him, nd apparently it came out like “my kid thinks u look like a dorito” so that’s chris’ first fucking impression of me.

and now, since age of ultron is in theaters, i can share this beautiful response i got from chris with you all

but yes, because he was told abt his dorito status on set of the avengers, the rest of the actors heard and found it fucking amazing and so now he’s the dorito to them (mostly robert) as well as the rest of us.

ur welcome and im sorry

p.s. fun fact totally working on a movie w/ chris this summer and so it should b rly gr8 if i introduce myself as ‘that kid who made all ur coworkers call u a dorito’

more updates to follow