Experienced Readers: You know why she writes? She doesn’t get paid or anything. She likes it. She gets off on it. The weirder the story, the more she gets off. And you know what?One day, “happily ever afters” just won’t be enough. One day we’re going to read about a fictional body and she’ll be the one that wrote it there.
New Readers: Why would she do that?
Experienced Readers: Because she’s a fanfic-writer. And fanfic-writers get bored.