#The thing about driving the TARDIS #is that Nine acts like he’s playing a guitar #all putting his hands in certain places at certain times #and hoping the reult is good #Then Ten acts like he’s trying to keep his wife happy with him #all stroking and rubbing and patting #and hoping she doesn’t get pissed and take him somewhere awful #Then there’s Eleven #and he’s just like THIS IS SUCH A FUN GAME #I AM THE BEST AT THIS GAME #HOW MANY POINTS CAN I GET THIS TIME SEXY?#And then there is River #who is that one kid at the arcade #who knows the machine better than you #and proves it every time she walks in the door #and you can’t help but be envious and sneak peeks at how she does it #while pretending you’re still better #spoiler alert you’re not