Steve on Asgardian liquor is a woo girl and no one can tell me otherwise ever
#‘thor you’re SO funny #thor you’re so – isn’t he so funny? isn’t he SO SO FUNNY?’ #natasha: ‘im leaving’ #sam: ‘im right behind you’ #bucky: ‘i wanna see how this plays out’ #‘HEY NAT. NAT. WOULDN’T IT BE LIKE HILARIOUS #IF YOU DARED ME TO MAKE OUT WITH THOR? #COME ON I DARE YOU TO DARE US TO MAKE OUT’ (via ilvalentinos)
#yes #yes this would be amazing #clint would egg him on like #natasha would just walk out of there#but clint would just be like #yeah! i dare you rodgers! #thor would try to politely decline because#my heart belongs to another steven #you are currently intoxicated #i know this is not what your heart really wants right this moment #and steve would just give him big puppy eyes and be like #but he dared us! we have to do it! #bucky doesn’t mind! #do you mind bucky? #call jane! call her! #she won’t mind! #come on thor! he daaaaaared ussssss!! #steve rodgers #mcu #avengers #i bet jane would be okay with it #mainly because darcy would be screaming in her ear to let him to do it take pictures i need pictures #steve take a selfie!!!!!! (via mrsmarymorstan)